@doggieteaches on Instagram: "Doggie Explains Exotic Animals (Satire) Step one — see a cool animal online and immediately want one. 🐾🦎 Step two — ignore the part where it needs a rainforest, special diet, and emotional support. Step three — realize “exotic” mostly means “high maintenance with attitude.” Step four — admire from a distance and choose a cat instead. Much safer. Bonus move? Respect wildlife… zoom works just fine. #dogs #satire #doggieteaches 🐶🦜"